Finish the sentence....

Because I routinely cyberstalk read Holly's  blog, I've decided to participate in her linkup today! It's also has a little something to do with the fact that I can't post a blog weekly to save muh' damn life!

My happy place...the shoe department of Nordstrom! I could sit on the floor and be surrounded by designer shoes all day, errday. I'd try on every damn pair of overpriced, too tall heels that they had (...except I have to work for a living, womp womp).

Whatever happened to... 

So what if I.... am eating Costco pizza for lunch for the 3rd day in a row! Yeah, that's right...leftover pizza people! Also, I'm aware that I do need to fit into a wedding dress next year...I'll run it off later!

E! needs a reality show about... people who's first and last name doesn't start with a damn K. 

My go-to fast food meal is...oohhh...the options are endless! But if I HAD to choose, I guess I'd with a big bean n cheese burrito, cheddar fries, and a ginormous Pepsi from Tony's Mexican Food in Riverside, CA. Oh goodness...I'd hop in the car and drive there now if I could!

You might not know that I... secretly like working all the time. I have a really hard time being at home with nothing to do so work keeps me occupied (and paid...holla)! 

The hottest quarterback in the NFL is... honestly, I'm kinda feeling meh about NFL QB's but if I had to pick...Colin Kaepernick! Hello GQ cover!

If I could... afford to have a hair stylist and makeup artist work for me daily, I would do it in a heartbeat! I'd love to have a team getting me ready for work/life everyday and I hate blowdrying my own hair!

My personality is awesome because... I say it is! Ha, but really folks, I've been getting better about not sweating the little things and getting rid of the negative in my life. It's been exhilarating :) 

Twerking is.... the new bump n' grind. Every generation has a little dance that scandalizes/horrifies parents and this is it! 

I think it's super gross when... women don't take care of their eye-yi-yi-brows! Get those things waxed, tweezed, or threaded! Eyebrows should be nice and groomed and accentuate the face, people! 

Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus.... be your damn self girl! Haters gonna' hate! Madonna scandalized people, Britney scandalized people, etc. She's an "artist", let the girl be!